Mit ‘cancer’ verschlagwortete Einträge

December 2058

In delicious bits on 8. Juni 2009 at 12:40

According to OkCupid I’ll be dead by then. And I’ll be 76 years and 4 1/2 to 5 months old… Oh! I’ll probably die of cancer! Wonder why that is funny? My birthday is in mid-july – I am cancer.

other than that it says:

You have 18099.1 days left on this earth.
You’ve already lived 35% of your life.

You Live 76.5 Years

graph

Average Female Life Span: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health and vitality than the average woman.

Why you die:

56% Cancer
24% Car Accident
13% Loneliness
5% Drowning of the Lungs
2% Wounds